love it how searching someones blog (at least on mobile) is like. the bastardized parody of reverse chronological order. reverse chronological order as rewritten by someone who only vaguely knows what time is.
The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside
the concept of “plot armor” has done irreparable damage to media analysis and literacy. “oh the only reason this character didn’t die is because they need to be alive later in the story” you don’t fucking say.